Jenny to family: It’s a boy.
Published
June 5th, 2008 by
bryan
Jenny’s newborn boy, Jonathon Parker, is celebrating his 0th birthday today amid much crying and sleeping.
In other news, Jenny was the first person in our family to pick the name of her child by putting it to a vote via an internet poll.
That’s crazy! Honestly, how do you even know who voted? What if it was mostly belly rubbers who voted? What makes you think you care about the opinion of these people?
Motion to strike this name from the record! Those in favor? Those opposed?