Hello, everyone.
I have yet to make a Christmas list because Ann
is the only one who has told me what she wants. Think
about it and get back to me. I have heard, however,
that every guy in the family (and mom) would like "The
Return of the King" extended version and Halo 2. I
can add those to all the guys' lists unless you have
it already.
If you don't let me know what you like, I'll
assume you think I know what you want and make up a
list for you based on what I know, which isn't much.
(Let's see, doesn't Dennis want a set of ballet
slippers?)
This isn't a threat or anything, just a good
incentive to think about what you want before I have a
chance to. (Bryan, I hear they have Cinderella
dresses on sale at Toys R Us! Sounds good, Eh?)
Let me know and I'll send you all the list.
Kristin
P.S. The list is not to be used for names of
persons you would like to have killed, so don't
include those, please. (That list will be circulated
in February.)
Bryan, thank you for posting the very important news that mom and dad are moving. I noticed that it was posted on November 9th which also happens to be my birthday. I’m a little shocked that you didn’t wish me a happy birthday, but I realized you’d never forget, so you must have had a terrible accident which made it impossible to type me a greeting. You probably slipped on a pizza box and fell over the railing from the upstairs and landed on your duct-taped couch, breaking most of your bones in the process. No doubt you are still in the hospital in your ill-fitting, itchy, constricting body cast being fed applesauce through a tube by a huge nurse named Helga who has a heavy beard and a severe underbite. I hope you will recover quickly and heed the doctor’s advice. Good luck with your body cast. I’ll send you some applesauce.
Mom and Dad are moving from Pocatello to Idaho Falls. They just bought a new house. I believe the deal is almost closed, if not already.
Cost: $124,000
Square footage: 2,700
3 bathrooms
Installing new carpet, good times. Naturally, they, like everybody else, are inviting everybody for Christmas.